Anybody who’s owned a parrot or been around parrots knows that they can be absolute pills and the Jules Bird is no exception. So what did this ornery punk do to deserve time in prison? Did he come out the sweet but irritating bird we knew? Or a monster? I’m glad you asked! This brat decided to take a chunk out of Dad’s finger for the great crime of losing his nose to Dad’s apeish hand. After explaining to the now irate cockadork that he does not actually have nose to take Julius decided that was the final straw and got sentenced to 30-60 minutes in prison with the chance to get out in 5 mins if that ape of a dad forgets what happened. And as for the question of him being the same bird when he got out, you’ll have to check back in next week and find out