I was having a perfectly normal day. Just relaxing. Minding my own business.
Then it happened. A noise. Followed by a smell so powerful I'm pretty sure it violated the Geneva Convention.
I immediately looked around the room. Was there a sewage leak? Did something die? Should we evacuate? Then I looked at Dad.
He looked back at me like nothing had happened. The audacity.
I'm no detective...
But I'm pretty sure I solved the case. Needless to say, I decided another room seemed like a much better place to spend the afternoon.
I love my family.
I really do.
But some crimes are unforgivable.