In the Bigfoot Home we've come to learn some valuable lessons when it comes to the carpet monster that is Abbi. Never leave your food unattended, always make sure your socks are accounted for, and most important of all don't fall asleep on the couch for any reason. This was a lesson that Dad learned the hard way today when it came to his Sunday nap, being the dunder head he is Dad decided to take a nap before feeding the carpet monster her lunch and being the resourceful dweeb, she is Abbi took matters into her own paws. It was in her hunger educed delirium that she noticed Dad's fingers began to look like yummy sausages and doing what she does best she dove right in.

Now one thing you need to know about Dad is that he is a heavy sleeper, and it can at times take an act of God to wake him up and today was no different and the carpet shark was able to enjoy her new tasty treat for Lord knows how long. It was when Dad started feel like something was pulling at hand when he woke up and saw what Abbi was trying to do. Does Dad still have all his fingers? Did the Abbi ever get fed? Be sure to tune in every Friday and to find out!